Thursday, September 2, 2010

i will miss you innie

So I just got back from the hospital from another two nights of heavenly morphine. I swear to god I have never had so many needles in my life as I have over the past week, I will never be scared of them again. I could be a heroin addict! But I won't, because drugs are bad, very, very bad. Changing the subject, I have a sad story. My wonderful, wonderful belly button is ruined! I use to have the best belly button in the world (excuse my modesty) and now it's got a huge line down the middle and it's swollen! My life is over! I'm going to miss my little neat innie. Au revour mon cheri!

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