routine

Blogging has become a part of my very repetitive routine, and it feels weird to go too long without making a post. Even if I have nothing to write about, which I usually do, but most things I type this really long rant and then I backspace realising it wasn't appropriate. Though I think the only person who reads my blog is my friend Rachel, in that case, HEY RACH!

i will miss you innie

So I just got back from the hospital from another two nights of heavenly morphine. I swear to god I have never had so many needles in my life as I have over the past week, I will never be scared of them again. I could be a heroin addict! But I won't, because drugs are bad, very, very bad. Changing the subject, I have a sad story. My wonderful, wonderful belly button is ruined! I use to have the best belly button in the world (excuse my modesty) and now it's got a huge line down the middle and it's swollen! My life is over! I'm going to miss my little neat innie. Au revour mon cheri!

you're silence is pulling at the stitches of my stomach

I like to say I'm not a corny person, or at least I like to think that. Yes I love Shakespeare, I love the language and the characters, but seriously if some guy came up to me and recited Shakespeare lovingly, no matter how good his intentions, I wouldn't be able to help laughing. Truth is, everything is better in your head. And I am living proof of that. Yes, I know everyone builds things up in their heads but honestly, it's my special talent.

need help crossing the stripes

Would some one please drop a piano out of the sky just to make things interesting? I wish something out of the ordinary could happen. I want to do something unexpected but I don't know how to start. It would be nice to have some money, some freedom, some time. That would definantly help me start something different. Something that could get people talking. I'm sick of melting into the background, although that's always what I've wanted, I've never really said it. I've never really wanted to stand out until now (excuse the italics). So can some one help me hobble across the starters line? Yep? Ok thanks that would be great!

i love you *GAG*

I miss kind of miss those sayings that you can't use anymore because they're considered corny, or you know, disrespectful. But really I think the only reason you can't use these sayings anymore is because they've been over used, because they are so effective, or should be. Maybe it doesn't seem like that now, because everybody knows them and they are believed to be so unbelievably corny. But, if you had never heard a pick up line or a stereo dumping line before and some one used one on you, it would catch you by surprise, and you would consider the person who said it a poet.

And yea, I know girls are suppose to love the soppy stuff. But it makes me want to vom.

Ok... maybe I'm a hypocrite. But whatever, who isn't these days?

"That's so sweet you made me throw up."

spanks's

Since I am a sickly being I am going to be home ALOT lately which means ALOT of computer, which means ALOT of blogging! Not sure who this is good for, not sure if anyone cares but I think it's great and that's all that matters!
So if I have any fans out there who actualy read my blog, which has become an obsession to me, I would just like to say

thankyou.