oh leo

It's so weird but lately I have the biggest crush on the young Leonardo Dicaprio. I've watched titanic and Romeo and Juliet and What's Bugging Gilbert Grape (although he's not so sexy in the last one). I wish I was born earler and was famous in the 1990's because if I was I would snag him good! Snag? Shyea...

routine

Blogging has become a part of my very repetitive routine, and it feels weird to go too long without making a post. Even if I have nothing to write about, which I usually do, but most things I type this really long rant and then I backspace realising it wasn't appropriate. Though I think the only person who reads my blog is my friend Rachel, in that case, HEY RACH!

i will miss you innie

So I just got back from the hospital from another two nights of heavenly morphine. I swear to god I have never had so many needles in my life as I have over the past week, I will never be scared of them again. I could be a heroin addict! But I won't, because drugs are bad, very, very bad. Changing the subject, I have a sad story. My wonderful, wonderful belly button is ruined! I use to have the best belly button in the world (excuse my modesty) and now it's got a huge line down the middle and it's swollen! My life is over! I'm going to miss my little neat innie. Au revour mon cheri!

you're silence is pulling at the stitches of my stomach

I like to say I'm not a corny person, or at least I like to think that. Yes I love Shakespeare, I love the language and the characters, but seriously if some guy came up to me and recited Shakespeare lovingly, no matter how good his intentions, I wouldn't be able to help laughing. Truth is, everything is better in your head. And I am living proof of that. Yes, I know everyone builds things up in their heads but honestly, it's my special talent.

need help crossing the stripes

Would some one please drop a piano out of the sky just to make things interesting? I wish something out of the ordinary could happen. I want to do something unexpected but I don't know how to start. It would be nice to have some money, some freedom, some time. That would definantly help me start something different. Something that could get people talking. I'm sick of melting into the background, although that's always what I've wanted, I've never really said it. I've never really wanted to stand out until now (excuse the italics). So can some one help me hobble across the starters line? Yep? Ok thanks that would be great!